WHAT'S THE ODDS ??!

[geordieboi]

Some strange odds being offered by the betting shops this year, as per an article on Sky News :

Elvis being found alive : 5000/1
George Bush resigning : 20/1
The Queen abdicating : 25/1
The Spice Girls reforming : 66/1
Snow at Wimbledon during the finals : 200/1
New Wembley fails to open in time for May's FA cup : 5/6
The Queen Vic burning down in Eastenders : 4-1
Prince William gets engaged : 14-1
Conclusive proof the Loch Ness monster exists : 500-1
Tony Blair grows a moustache : 66-1
Carol Thatcher becomes an MP : 100-1

And perhaps the most "interesting" one for this board...
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho entering into a civil partnership with Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger! The odds on that are offered at 1000-1!

Get those bets in now !!

[badpup]

Oh Dear geordieboi, are we bored today? lol

[geordieboi]

you could say that, lol !
*yawns*

[Ouija]

Give me a tenner on the Elvis thing. I see him every week in Eclipse.

Although it may actually be a woman. Does that still count?

Ouija.